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bowel-city: gf: babe, come over me: I aint got a car gf: but my parents aren’t home me: (via perks-of-being-chinese)

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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wtf-fun-factss:

A single Man books every other seat: Valentine’s Day 2014, Beijing Love Story - WTF fun facts
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thatguyprince: canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO (via pizza)

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

(via pizza)

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“How fascinating it is that there are millions of people all over the world who are wide awake at 4 am missing someone. And there are millions of people sound asleep at 4 am, with no idea that they’re being missed.”
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foomod: rocketbeagle0: rocketbeagle0: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT LOOK IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered The booty (via touch-all-the-butts)

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

(via touch-all-the-butts)

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