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mozartmozart:

myfemalegaze:

going to the bathroom in those must be annoying

fucking how? they have a button and a zipper just like most other pants
unless you pee out of your foot

mozartmozart:

myfemalegaze:

going to the bathroom in those must be annoying

fucking how? they have a button and a zipper just like most other pants

unless you pee out of your foot

(Source: vanillish, via egberts)

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  • Intro: yo dis my paper
  • Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
  • Conclusion: dats it lol bye
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knightsgambit:

fyeahflutes:

swagarolli:

flutes players need to breathe

flute players need to breathe 

flute players need to breathe

fluTe PLAYeRS NEED TO BREAHTE

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no

the soften part is where the flute players begin to die off one by one

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evancrossing:

You:

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Me:

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whorville:

whorville:

I can’t stop laughing at this video I took

Sometimes I look back on the things I’ve done and I just …regret

(via mcporno)

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egberts:

egberts:

egberts:

don’t pay attention to anything i post, my worst enemy is on my blog.

isn’t it just poetic that your own worst enemy… is you?

i see what you’re doing, trying to make me look CRAZY. make people think i’m doing this to myself BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH. I KNOW YOU’RE HERE. IMPOSTER.

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rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

(via mcporno)

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bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

(Source: speedlimit15, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

I like it when people are nice and give someone a random complement instead of being a douche

(Source: extental, via beyoncescock)

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  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom
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thallus317:

dontputupafightmonaco:


icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO


too.  soon.

thallus317:

dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

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if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

too. soon.

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imgross-ok:

aboutwhitewomen:

If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research.

"if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die"

My sister says that men should have a say in abortions, just not as big a say as women, which makes more sense than most things that I’ve heard

(via internetexplwhorer)

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crackervolley:

10/10

crackervolley:

10/10

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